101 flirty, funny, and smart text messages you can send to your partner:

How to transform even the biggest romantic numbskull into a secret “Prince Charming” by just a few buttons on your cell phone. Send her texts that drive her crazy.

1. "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."
2. "I'm no magician, but I can make your heart disappear."
3. "I'm not a weather forecaster, but I definitely predict a 100% chance of us getting together later."
4. "I'm no Batman, but I'd love to be your Robin."
5. "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."
6. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."
7. "I'm no mathematician, but I'm great at counting the reasons I love you."
8. "I just did the dishes - can I have a reward?"
9. "You must be a keyboard, because you're just my type."
10. "I'm no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together."
11. "I'm not a magician, but I can make your clothes disappear later."
12. "I'm not a psychic, but I foresee us spending more time together."
13. "I'm no superhero, but you make my heart flutter like a bird."
14. "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your beautiful smile."
15. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Sublime."
16. "I'm no mathematician, but I can count on you to be the one for me."
17. "I just did the dishes - how about a kiss as a reward?"
18. "You must be a masterpiece, because you're one of a kind."
19. "I'm no artist, but I'd love to paint the town red with you."
20. "I'm not a magician, but I can make our clothes disappear."
21. "I'm not a fortune teller, but I predict a future full of love with you."
22. "I'm no superhero, but you make me feel like I can fly."
23. "Do you have a compass? I keep getting drawn to you."
24. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Charming."
25. "I'm no mathematician, but you add excitement, you subtract stress, you multiply joy, and you divide my heart."
26. "I just did the dishes - how about a massage as a reward?"
27. "You must be a melody, because you've been stuck in my head all day."
28. "I'm no photographer, but I'd love to capture our moments together."
29. "I'm not a magician, but I can make our worries disappear."
30. "I'm not a psychic, but I sense we have a connection that's out of this world."
31. "I'm no superhero, but you make me feel like I have superpowers."
32. "Do you have a compass? I keep getting pulled towards you."
33. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Radiant."
34. "I'm no mathematician, but you're the perfect equation for me."
35. "I just did the dishes - how about a candlelit dinner as a reward?"
36. "You must be a symphony, because you've been harmonizing with my heart."
37. "I'm no artist, but I'd love to paint the town red with you."
38. "I'm not a magician, but I can make our problems vanish."
39. "I'm not a fortune teller, but I foresee a future full of laughter with you."
40. "I'm no superhero, but you make me want to leap tall buildings for you."
41. "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in the depths of your eyes."
42. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Stunning."
43. "I'm no mathematician, but you're the perfect solution to my equation."
44. "I just did the dishes - how about a romantic movie night as a reward?"
45. "You must be a masterpiece, because I can't stop admiring you."
46. "I'm no photographer, but I'd love to capture our love in a snapshot."
47. "I'm not a magician, but I can make our worries disappear."
48. "I'm not a psychic, but I sense we have a connection that's out of this world."
49. "I'm no superhero, but you make me feel like I can conquer anything."
50. "Do you have a compass? I keep getting drawn towards you."
51. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Dazzling."
52. "I'm no mathematician, but you're the perfect addition to my life."
53. "I just did the dishes - how about a moonlit stroll as a reward?"
54. "You must be a symphony, because your presence harmonizes my soul."
55. "I'm no artist, but I'd love to paint the town red with you."
56. "I'm not a magician, but I can make our worries disappear."
57. "I'm not a fortune teller, but I foresee a future full of adventure with you."
58. "I'm no superhero, but you make me want to move mountains for you."
59. "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in the wonder of you."
60. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Captivating."
61. "I'm no mathematician, but you're the perfect solution to my equation."
62. "I just did the dishes - how about a stargazing session as a reward?"
63. "You must be a masterpiece, because I can't stop admiring your beauty."
64. "I'm no photographer, but I'd love to capture our love in a timeless portrait."
65. "I'm not a magician, but I can make our problems vanish."
66. "I'm not a psychic, but I sense we have a connection that's out of this world."
67. "I'm no superhero, but you make me feel like I can conquer the universe."
68. "Do you have a compass? I keep getting pulled towards your warmth."
69. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Enchanting."
70. "I'm no mathematician, but you're the perfect addition to my life."
71. "I just did the dishes - how about a candlelit bubble bath as a reward?"
72. "You must be a symphony, because your presence harmonizes my heart."
73. "I'm no artist, but I'd love to paint the town red with you."
74. "I'm not a magician, but I can make our worries disappear."
75. "I'm not a fortune teller, but I foresee a future full of laughter with you."
76. "I'm no superhero, but you make me want to move mountains for you."
77. "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in the depths of your soul."
78. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Mesmerizing."
79. "I'm no mathematician, but you're the perfect solution to my equation."
80. "I just did the dishes - how about a romantic picnic as a reward?"
81. "You must be a masterpiece, because I can't stop admiring your brilliance."
82. "I'm no photographer, but I'd love to capture our love in a timeless moment."
83. "I'm not a magician, but I can make our problems vanish."
84. "I'm not a psychic, but I sense we have a connection that's out of this world."
85. "I'm no superhero, but you make me feel like I can conquer the universe."
86. "Do you have a compass? I keep getting drawn towards your light."
87. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Dazzling."
88. "I'm no mathematician, but you're the perfect addition to my life."
89. "I just did the dishes - how about a cozy night in as a reward?"
90. "You must be a symphony, because your presence harmonizes my very being."
91. "I'm no artist, but I'd love to paint the town red with you."
92. "I'm not a magician, but I can make our worries disappear."
93. "I'm not a fortune teller, but I foresee a future full of adventure with you."
94. "I'm no superhero, but you make me want to move mountains for you."
95. "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in the wonder of your smile."
96. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Captivating."
97. "I'm no mathematician, but you're the perfect solution to my equation."
98. "I just did the dishes - how about a moonlit stroll as a reward?"
99. "You must be a masterpiece, because I can't stop admiring your brilliance."
100. "I'm no photographer, but I'd love to capture our love in a timeless snapshot."
101. "I'm not a magician, but I can make our problems vanish."

How to transform even the biggest romantic numbskull into a secret “Prince Charming” by just a few buttons on your cell phone. Send her texts that drive her crazy.